You just know they inflated that by blowing into a straw.
So not only is it steamed cheese, it’s breath-steamed cheese.
JedEckert76
That crust be like
beerme81
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A-Confused-Child
It looks like a tumor 😭
SchroedersGhost
Why is the crust soooo grey? It’s still criminal outside of that but…why?
C00lGuy444
roast-tinted
Watery sloppy lukewarm crap
dystopianprom
Wtf is that
AgePurple9542
This is not a crime against pizza ….it’s a crime against humanity
PapiGoneGamer
Guilty and sentenced to an eternity of making these in hell then being forced to eat them all.
The_Shark_Dentist
I for sure thought he was going to smash the bubble with the clipboard, while it was on fire
edit: Something, something, “part of the experience”
Phluffhead024
The scissors alone constitute a pizza crime.
I will not judge cheese choice. I will not judge dough choice. I will not just topping choice (aside from pineapple). But the use of scissors to cut a pizza is sacrilege.
Joseph419270577
I don’t think that’s a pizza
Fridge-Largemeat-
Let’s just keep waiting, maybe they’ll bring the real one out soon
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Such an appetizing color palette
Why is that dough so dark?
All to the tune of $69.99 + 20% forced gratuity + 20% for volcano insurance.
It’s just, so unimpressive. Few seconds of fire, then hacked with scissors.
What’s the point of the doughme
Can’t believe I’m saying this bit I’d rather have Little Caesars
Mmmm steamed cheese
Moldy couch pizza 🤤
Guilty. This is an atrocity
My five year old says: “Maybe it’s a pretend pizza?!”
It looks like a cyst
Guilty.
Extra time for the pomegranate.
https://i.redd.it/0ks3r0lbfr8f1.gif
You just know they inflated that by blowing into a straw.
So not only is it steamed cheese, it’s breath-steamed cheese.
That crust be like
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It looks like a tumor 😭
Why is the crust soooo grey? It’s still criminal outside of that but…why?
Watery sloppy lukewarm crap
Wtf is that
This is not a crime against pizza ….it’s a crime against humanity
Guilty and sentenced to an eternity of making these in hell then being forced to eat them all.
I for sure thought he was going to smash the bubble with the clipboard, while it was on fire
edit: Something, something, “part of the experience”
The scissors alone constitute a pizza crime.
I will not judge cheese choice. I will not judge dough choice. I will not just topping choice (aside from pineapple). But the use of scissors to cut a pizza is sacrilege.
I don’t think that’s a pizza
Let’s just keep waiting, maybe they’ll bring the real one out soon
It looks like a moldy cheesecake.
https://preview.redd.it/c6vmukyakr8f1.jpeg?width=522&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccc106c9d3784d8f6a383d4be83f0b630a702315
Guilty. Life with no parole
https://preview.redd.it/1kj672mjkr8f1.png?width=418&format=png&auto=webp&s=b41d410ba4a3178d0f836658509b6c27ed2e802a
School pizza looks better than this shit…
The chef needs to go
A paper wasp nest with runny cream cheese inside?
https://i.redd.it/6e37tspaqr8f1.gif
Looks like goddamn tumour
https://preview.redd.it/2ncrz6rarr8f1.jpeg?width=262&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6842117273b98964c54c0110b1d4de65f7085d
It’s this color palette for sure
This pizza dough is fking gray LMAO